Poundland’s over-sexed Christmas Elf on the Shelf goes rogue on Twitter [NSFW]

Either Damian Green has gone straight from his Government job as first secretary of state to managing Poundland’s Twitter account, or the store’s festive Elf on the Shelf has deliberately gone rogue.

Recent photographs of the Elf appearing on Poundland’s social media platform show him engaging in everything from playing strip poker and farting on Donald Trump to drawing boobs in the snow and getting out his festive phallus for all to see.

Not just that, but today Santa’s horny little helper pissed some people right off by deciding to tea-bag another doll. With a Twinings teabag. Which then had to be altered to remove the Twinings branding after the hot beverage company distanced themselves from the ad campaign. Is nothing sacred?

Apparently, it’s all part of a marketing campaign to promote the naughty elves and various stock items, using the hashtag #ElfBehavingBadly.

Here’s some of the NSFW shit Poundland’s Elf on the Shelf is pulling:

Tea-bagging a random doll with a Twinings tea bag

Playing strip poker and clearly winning (cheating)…

Encouraging people to sit on his face

Scribbling dicks all over the show…

…and boobs!

Getting jiggy with his little donkey. Just no.

Trying to lure the wrath of Disney by going up against Darth Vader with a pink dildo

Making out with a photo of Ferne McCann…

Jerking off with a toothbrush? WTF!

Having a threesome in the ‘hot tub’

Letting one rip on the POTUS…

Getting his pecker out for the lads…

Channeling his inner Miley Cyrus

Erm…

Getting some “Nooky”? Really?

Finally, they apprehended the little shitbag!

Hope they lock him and throw away the batteries to his dildo!