Here’s 6 photos of Owen Jones like you’ve never seen him before (Oh, those MySpace pics!)
Owen Jones. 33. Northerner. Author. Journalist. Vampire… possibly.
So maybe not a vampire but hard to say considering the guy never appears to age. He begs to differ.
Left-wing writer Jones came to prominence following the publication of his first book Chavs: The Demonization of the Working Class back in 2011. He has since gone on to write for The Independent, New Statesman, publish a second book and become a regular columnist for The Guardian.
Not just that but he also commands a social media following of over 1,118,000 and is a committed human rights activist.
Yet, in all that time he has still refused to age. It would appear. Possibly.
Then, as now, Owen is as fresh-faced as he was in the days of MySpace (Yes, that was a thing) when he went by the username of bobblehatbob.
Behold, Owen Jones in his days as a ‘yoof’:
#2 Ah, the days of double-layered t-shirts…
#3 Shaggy vibes at a BBQ…
#4 Wax on…
#5 Teenage tinsel nose-ring… as you do
#6 The 20-something ‘mugshot’
There you have it. Evidence beyond evidence. Dude’s definitely a vampire. Maybe. Or at least a vampire bat. With only a left-wing. Yup.